tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32085591.post1671102385948305266..comments2023-11-07T21:12:19.852-06:00Comments on Wyrdsmiths: Dear Feline Collective Follow-Uptate hallawayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06631759014508937940noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32085591.post-25159555333260468692008-02-05T08:41:00.000-06:002008-02-05T08:41:00.000-06:00Giggling very muchly, Jen. That might explain why ...Giggling very muchly, Jen. That might explain why Jordan has taken to sitting on my head and purring for twenty minutes at 5:00 am.Kelly McCulloughhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06399122960869198042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32085591.post-25010030240324249882008-02-05T07:48:00.000-06:002008-02-05T07:48:00.000-06:00To: ManagementRe: Excess memoranda and attitude ad...To: Management<BR/>Re: Excess memoranda and attitude adjustment<BR/><BR/>We are in receipt of your previous memoranda, and while we appreciate that your kind has an inexplicable need for incessant verbal expression, we must remind you that we typically indulge this inanity with admirable patience considering that we don't, so much, you know, give a crap about any of that. It is clear to us that you are extremely emotionally invested in your means of writerly production, and while we don't so much give a crap about any of that either, we are willing to attempt to increase our tolerance level for your silliness to the extent that you are willing to increase your deliverance to us of delicious treats. (Please see attached schedule for an enumerated listing of acceptable delicious treats.)<BR/><BR/>However, please be advised that at this point the memoranda are becoming excessive and that the thinly veiled threats therein referencing predator mammals are wholly unacceptable. We may be short, but we are well aware of the fact that we vastly outnumber you. No one wants this to turn ugly. Please also be advised that we know where you sleep.<BR/><BR/>Respectfully,<BR/>The Feline CollectiveAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32085591.post-81602724191095159392008-02-04T09:37:00.000-06:002008-02-04T09:37:00.000-06:00HA! Maybe management can explain this concept as w...HA! Maybe management can explain this concept as well to my one cat as well as why standing on the device of writerly production is equally unhelpful.Bethany K. Warnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06679355745067316748noreply@blogger.com