Boggled

The wyrdsmiths have a tradition of buying a round of drinks for the group when we sell a story or book. Since our venue is a coffee house this is generally a coffee related beverage or occasionally a beer. But there are time when you want neither caffeine nor alcohol. On those occasions I will often get an Orangina, a habit picked up from Bill Henry. It's never seemed the least bit out of the ordinary until I saw the following ad. My view of the beverage is forever changed by what I can only call:

Orangina Phatasmagoria as imagined by Furry Enthusiasts on a Binge.