Tuesday, May 27, 2008

If your eye should cause you to sin, pluck it out...

Because now you can regrow it, mofo.

Sometimes I love the future.


Anonymous said...

When we can grow my son a pair of new kidneys, I'll throw a huge party. :)

Anonymous said...

And I'll send gobs of confetti! And champagne! (Wait. Can I say that if it's his kidneys?)

Mari, you make me think of the chorus to Jonathan Coulton's song The Future Soon:

Cause it’s gonna be the future soon
And I won’t always be this way
When the things that make me weak and strange get engineered away
It’s gonna be the future soon
I’ve never seen it quite so clear
And when my heart is breaking I can close my eyes and it’s already here...

Kind of a sad, sweet amalgam of hope and melancholy. Here's hoping those new kidneys are in your boy's future.

Anonymous said...

Send the champagne - I need it. ROFL

Nice choice of song. :)