Thursday, June 30, 2011
Alien Life
Friday Cat Blogging
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Doug's CONvergence schedule
Friday July 1:
11:00 AM - Noon
Signing w/ Rob Callahan (Rob and I, you know, sign books.)
locale: Autograph Table
10:00 - 11:00 PM
Panel: The Past Through Serenity (Civil War & Old West imagery in Firefly.)
locale: Edina
Saturday, July 2:
3:30 - 4:30 PM
Panel: Interesting Bad Guys (How to you make a good bad guy? Who/what are some of the best?)
locale: Bloomington
5:00 - 6:00 PM
Panel: SF Writing Groups: The 2011 Scene (Writing groups! In the Twin Cities! Woop! Woop!)
local: Krushenkos
10:00 -11:00 PM
Reading: Douglas Hulick (I, you know, read something. What, exactly, will be determined by who shows up.)
locale: Lit Lounge
Overall, I plan to be at the con most of Friday and Saturday. Sunday is up in the air; Thursday is right out.
The reading is going to be audience dependent, meaning I could either read from "Among Thieves", or the forth-coming "Sworn in Steel" based on who has or has not read the book.
Kelly's CONvergence Schedule
3:30 PM Interacting Maps with Literature:
Type: Panel → Literature
Venue: Bloomington
About: Mapping your literary worlds. Working with the world as we know it or creating something new. How important is it? Speaker/Artist(s) Info: Kelly McCullough, Daniel Wallace, Bob Alberti, Marguerite Krause, Matt Kuchta Tags Literature
Type: Panel → Science & Technology
Venue: Atrium 7
About: How art can be used to make science and math interesting and how science and math can be used to create arts Speaker/Artist(s) Info: Kelly McCullough, Bug Girl, Stephen King, Amy Davis Roth Tags Science & Technology, Skeptic
Friday July 1
3:30 PM Ask a Writer
Type: Panel → Literature
Venue: Bloomington
About: Always wanted to know how a novel is born? How does a writer structure their day? Is it all glittering parties and intelligent company? Come ask a panel of working writers anything. Speaker/Artist(s) Info: Anya Bast, Kelly McCullough, Seanan McGuire, Michael Merriam, Dana Baird, David Wilbanks Tags Literature, Writing
Saturday July 2
12:30 PM Happy Writers and Fast Writers
Type: Panel → Literature
Venue: Bloomington
About: There are any number of writers who talk about the agony of writing, both in terms of how long it takes them and how miserable it makes them. But that's not the only side of the story. A lot of writers love what they do -- that's why they do it. Speaker/Artist(s) Info: Anya Bast, Kelly McCullough, Seanan McGuire, David Wilbanks, Michael Merriam, David Walbridge Tags Literature, Writing
2:00 PM Stuff I Wanted to do but Didn't: Pitches that Failed
Type: Panel → Hot Dish
Venue: Atrium 4
About: Working in the creative industries, you get used to disappointment. The great ideas that never saw the light of day. Speaker/Artist(s) Info: Brian Keene, Doug Texter, Kelly McCullough Tags Hot Dish, Guest of Honor
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Home Grown Groovy
Apparently, truth is stranger than fiction, as there is a Vienna-based orchestra that plays musical instruments made of veggies. They're currently working on hybrids of squash/gourds to produce guitar and trumpets.
Now if I wrote that in a book, would you believe it for a second? Or would my critique group look me in the eye and say, "No, that's just TOO damn silly"??
Monday, June 27, 2011
The Future is Closer Than You Think
He seems to think they'll resemble humans, though, which I find highly unlikely. As the story Eleanor loves to recount about biologist J. B. S. Haldane's answer to the question, "What has your study of biology taught you about the creator." God is inordinately fond of beetles. Personally, I expect we'll find bugs and viruses and microbes. Bipeds?
Maybe. IF they have funny ridges on their foreheads like on New Gen.
The Sky is Falling! (Part 2)
Monkey See, Monkey Buy
Sunday, June 26, 2011
What, No Wyrdsmiths???!
Friday, June 24, 2011
Friday Cat Blogging
Sea Monkey Diary: Day 11
Yesterday was another milestone day for the sea monkeys: their first scheduled feeding, five days after being hatched.
My poor little camera isn't really up to the job, but on the sixth day after inception, despite a long stretch of sunless days and suboptimal water temps, I'm happy to report that the sea monkeys are thriving.
This big bruiser is going to grow up to be their king.See all posts in Bill's sea monkey diary.
Now, For Something Completely Different
Space, The Final Frontier
While We Wait for Cats...
Good thing Chicken Little didn't hear about this.
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Correction: The asteroid is ON ITS WAY, to arrive Monday. The sky IS falling!!!!
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Journey to the Center of...
Newser.com reports that a never before seen tribe of indigenous people were photographed in the rainforest near the border of Peru and Brazil. It is believed that these people have NEVER had contact with the outside world.
Wow. It's hard to imagine there are still places so remote that this can happen. Especially considering that I heard about them on Twitter.... :-)
From Page to You...
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Neglected Cultures
I'll be curious to see if I'm the only one who bravely mentioned Race Fail....
I did, however, do my part to mention a couple of local authors including our very own Eleanor Arnason.
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Vote for Best SF Books
Harry Potter is excluded, but you can list up to five books! Don't forget our founding foremother, Mary Shelley's FRANKENSTEIN. After all, the mundanes don't know about our awesome genre. Let's edumacate them!
Race and Cover Art
“Filth. Nothing but obscenities.”
Monday, June 20, 2011
X-Men and Lady Gaga
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Sea Monkey Diary: Day 6
Sidewise Award Finalist
Other finalists in the short form are:
Barry B. Longyear, “Alter Kameraden,” Asimov’s, 4/10
Ken MacLeod, Sidewinders, The Mammoth Book of Alternate Histories, edited by Ian Watson and Ian Whates, Robinson Publishing/Running Press
Alan Smale, “A Clash of Eagles,” Panverse Two, edited by Dario Ciriello, Panverse Publishing
William F. Wu, “Goin’ Down to Anglotown,” The Dragon and the Stars, edited by Derwin Mak and Eric Choi, DAW Books
"Mammoths of the Great Plains" is also a finalist for the 2011 Theodore Sturgeon Award. Others in Eleanor's catagory are:
"Under the Moons of Venus" by Damien Broderick (originally published in Subterranean Magazine, Spring)
"The Maiden Flight of McAuley's Bellerophon" by Elizabeth Hand (Stories: All-New Tales)
"The Sultan of the Clouds" by Geoffrey A. Landis (Asimov's Science Fiction, September)
"Flower, Mercy, Needle, Chain" by Yoon Ha Lee (Lightspeed, September)
"Ghosts Doing the Orange Dance" by Paul Park (The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, January/February)
"Dead Man's Run" by Robert Reed (F&SF, November/December)
"Troika" by Alastair Reynolds (Godlike Machines)
"A Letter from the Emperor" by Steve Rasnic Tem (Asimov's, January)
"The Night Train" by Lavie Tidhar (Strange Horizons, 14 June)
"The Things" by Peter Watts (Clarkesworld, January)
CONGRATS to Eleanor!!
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Sea Monkey Diary: Day 5
The moment of truth: adding the sea monkey eggs and the "secret catalyst" (alternately described in the literature as the "magic powder") to the purified water. Skeptics might consider Clarke's Third Law: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
The curiosity of the local megafauna has been aroused.
Running Writer
Best of luck to our own Sean Murphy, who is running in Grandma's Marathon in Duluth, MN! He's been training hard for this, and I know we are all rooting for him. Go, Sean (or the chicken will get you)!
Friday, June 17, 2011
Friday Cat Blogging Pre Hot Tub Edition
Sea Monkey Diary: Day 4
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Race in Marvel Comics
Unicorns (Kinda)!
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Let Me Serve As an Example
I need to get to work on my revisions, but first I have to rant about my own stupidity. I was looking at fiction markets for a friend, and I noticed that there were a few that will take reprints and I started thinking, "What do I have that I could consider sending in?" My mind went back to my very first published science fiction story, "Twelve Traditions" which appeared in the May issue of SF AGE (now defunct.) I have about two zillion paper copies of the magazine because, as I mentioned, it was my first EVA professionally published short story (technically I'd sold "Irish Dreams" to Dreams of Decadance, but at the time that mag was considered semi-pro.)
Do I have an electronic copy of that story anywhere?
Oh, sure, one of those little square disk-thingies probably has a version of it, but do I have one on any media I can ACTUALLY READ!!!????
No.
The ironic part of this? I should know better. My partner can laugh right into my face when she reads this. Shawn, if you don't know, is an electronic records specalist (among her many duties at the Minnesota Historical Society) and I've listened to her practice her talks about migration and all the things you need to do in order to keep your files readable in the future.
I should also note that my made-of-awesome archivist partner DOES, in point of fact, have CDs which we can still read on our tower computer that have back-ups of all my writing files from as far back as September 2001. Given that the short story I'm looking for was published in 1999, I had hope that I would have kept an electronic copy of it... but no. So all the blame falls squarely on my shoulder. In fact, I can very easily see me saying to myself, "Well, this is in print now. Why would I ever need another copy of it?"
I have a partial of it on my website, but not the whole thing. I think one of my weekend projects after I finish my revisions and do some more work on the NEW short story I've been plotting, is to sit down with the magazine and re-key the damn thing.
*sigh*
So, listen up, kids! Save your work. Then, when you get a new computer, transfer your old work. Some day you may be facing the same problem I am: you've got all those pen drives sitting in a dish, but the new interface in your brain only takes data crystals! The future is closer than you think!!!
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
High Art
Sea Monkey Diary: Day 1
Silliness and Superheroes
It's silly, but fun.
Monday, June 13, 2011
Gender in SF
What is SF?
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Dinos!
Friday, June 10, 2011
Friday Cat Blogging
What If...?
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*Via David Brin on Facebook, who adds, "But Musser assumes that Earth would freeze. It would -- but not forever! Volcanoes would supply CO2 till a greenhouse melted the seas. Simple calculation. If Mars were bigger, it'd have oceans now, under a dense gaia-greenhouse."
Thursday, June 09, 2011
Short Story Contest (Minnesota)
It would be cool for one of us speculative types to win it, wouldn't it? Yeah, I'm lookin' at _you_ out there!
Campbell Nominees
Interesting Bits..
Here's an article about volcanos that have shaped the world from New Scientist.
And, for something completely different, our friend Jim C. Hines talking about his take on the Wall Street Journal YA kerfluffle.
If you want to have your blood pressure spike and/or become (in)famous for calling in and ranting on NPR, the author of the aforementioned WSJ article will be on NPR's Midmorning show today.
Monday, June 06, 2011
Why Fiction Matters
As she writes, "For all their fictionality, we let characters become very important to us and Oracle was the most important to me. When I was told the news, I cried."
The Light at the End
I think that the WSJ missed the mark in another way, and, that is, they forget what fiction is FOR. I wasn't able to be on a panel at WisCON that I was really looking forward to which was called "How Science Fiction Saved My Life." Science fiction, I had planned to say, saved my life because, in a time before YouTube, it offered me a version of the "It Gets Better" movement. When I read "World Well Lost" by Theodore Sturgeon, I realized that gay people existed. Then, when I found Elizabeth A. Lynn, I discovered that gay people wrote books with happy endings for gay people.
In effect, that saved my life. Because one of the things that I believe fiction (particularly SF/F and speculative YA) does is that it offers up possibilities -- possible futures and possible SOLUTIONS.
I can see why the Wall Street Journal (which, as someone reminded me on Facebook, is the newspaper arm of Fox News) would be scared of the latest crop of young adult novels. I've read a bunch of the newer YA books and enjoyed them tremendously, but they're actually kind of radical. In at least two (three, if you count Harry Potter's fight against Voldemort's fascist regime) end in revolution. Scott Westerfeld's UGLIES series and the HUNGER GAMES trilogy show a dark, repressive future and our heroines find a way to go beyond, step outside, and rise up and take arms against the powers that be.
I haven't read all the books blasted in the WSJ article, but I know that satisfying fiction usually has an ending that offers a solution, or at least a way for things to be "okay" for the hero/ine. Young people are living in a much darker place than we were twenty, thirty or forty years ago. Their fiction is reflectively that much darker. But I suspect their endings are twice as bright. There is always hope.
Things get better.
Saturday, June 04, 2011
Friday Cat Blogging II Catsitter's Revenge
Friday, June 03, 2011
Friday Cat Blogging Special Saturday Edition.
R.I.P. Joel Rosenburg
"On Wednesday afternoon, June 1, 2011, Joel had a respiratory depression that caused a heart attack, anoxic brain damage and major organ failure. Despite the very best efforts of the paramedics and the team at Hennepin County Medical Center, Joel was pronounced brain dead at around 5:37pm Thursday June 2nd, In accordance with his wishes, he shared the gift of life through organ and tissue donation.
He is survived by his daughters, Judith Eleanor and Rachel Hannah, and his wife, Felicia Herman. Today, June 3rd would have been his 32nd wedding anniversary."
I Must Be Reading the Wrong Books
Thursday, June 02, 2011
Sean's WisCon report
When is it ever long enough?
This year, though, it was foreshortened for me because I had to work Saturday morning, so I didn't get down to Madison until about 7:00 pm on Saturday night, then unloaded and hit dinner with Doug. After wandering up and down State Street for a while, we settled on a little lounge named Paul's Club, which had great, classic American fare at a decent price, with wood paneling and black velvet paintings straight out of the Sixties. Definitely going back there. Crispy, beer-battered french fries FTW.
Then I changed and headed up to the party floor (UP? NOT DOWN? That was strange all weekend, and I was perpetually headed the wrong way. But the Fourth Floor is perfect, and also a repeat), where I finally got to see many of the folks I was looking forward to seeing--Ben and Steph Zvan, James Hall and Sarah Rouner, and Marguerite Reed, and Haddayr Copley-Woods, and... and... too many to name all y'all, so I'm just going to stick to those folks who I don't get to see very often, or who I got to meet. If we hung out at WisCon, though, it was awesome and I'm really glad we did!
I was introduced to Brad Beaulieu (though I didn't end up making it to his reading, which I heard was awesome), to Saladin Ahmed, (dude has a serious man crush on Jonathan Coulton, or they are long-lost doppelgangers from the neck up), and I'm looking forward to reading both of their books. And I pounced on Scott Lynch, who I've supposed to have met almost a dozen times, but we keep missing each other; he was good to chat with in the brief time we had to talk, and I'm hoping we get to see more of him in the near future.
I was up late (surprise) talking (surprise), and finally hit bed around 2:45 am. Six moderately restful hours later, I was awake--and not hung over. In fact, not only did I find it surprisingly easy not to drink, but I was thrilled by how easy it was to get going in the morning, even with the con late nights.
Sunday morning kicked off with coffee from Michaelangelo's and a quick search for four-leaf clover on the capitol lawn. I left the hotel lobby at 9:06 am, leaving Lynne and Michael Thomas to hold down the lobby. At 9:23 I came back with coffee and clover, to Michael's surprised comment "You found one already?"
"No," I replied. "I found two."

That's become a bit of a tradition for me, I'll admit, and one I like. It's part of who I am, finding four-leaf clover, and it is easy and instantly recognizable.
Anyway, at 10 am we had the "Being in a Writing Group" panel, where Naomi and I both represented the Wyrdsmiths. I want to note how much I love being on panels with my fellow Wyrdsmiths. There's a casual report that we all have from spending so many years talking together, and a shared set of stories and conversations that we can reference and tap into at a moment's notice. It was a really good panel, and my only scheduled panel of the con.
More on that later.
Then, after chatting in the second floor hallway with the regular cadre of folks, I headed out for my last long training run before the marathon in three (two and a half) weeks: 20 miles. I was going to run a loop around Lake Mendota. After getting lost on the roads a couple of times and getting directions from undergrads who clearly have never left their neighborhoods, I found my way to the eastern shores of the lake, where I got stuck in a nature preserve. The shared bike/walking path became a walking only path, followed by a hiking trail, following by patches of mud in an ever more dense forest, which disappeared into fallen trees and dense underbrush.
If you are quite a ways from home, at a science fiction and fantasy convention, and the forest tries to eat you, you back away slowly and go back the way you came.
After calculating that even if I could find my way out to the main roads and complete the circuit of the lake, I would have run six or seven extra miles in the process, and that would have been far too much for my training regimen--detrimentally so. Disappointed, I ran back to the hotel for a round trip of only 10.5 miles. But I found another four-leaf clover, so it wasn't a total loss.
After that, I flyered the hotel with Wyrdsmiths Party Posters, then met up with a bunch of folks headed to Brocach's for dinner. Lynne and Michael Thomas and I waited for an author who was getting their papers in to the NIU archives, which took significantly longer than we'd all expected. We didn't get to Brocach's until about 6:15pm, and I needed to be back by 7:00pm to get the party room set up.
No worries. Michael now says I am "a WHIRLWIND of eating." The food arrived along about 6:35, and by 6:47, Kelly and I were paid and headed back to tackle the party room.
Aside from cleaning up the previous night's party, everything went smoothly. We both did room layout and furniture, then I handled the food prep while he (and then Doug as well) set up the coolers for beer and non-alcoholic drinks. Wyrdsmiths always has a great beer selection, though I think Naomi hit it out of the park with something like sixteen different selections of great beers--there were comments on that all night. Meanwhile, I didn't want people to enjoy the food. I wanted to flatten their expectations: we had stuffed grape leaves, pita points with both garlic hummus and roasted red pepper hummus, pita chips, four different kinds of olives, baklava, and a cut fruit tray with seven kinds of fruit.

It was awesome. People were surprised and delighted and TALKED ABOUT IT ALL NIGHT. Between us and the Whedonistas Party (which rocked, and which thrown by the dynamic duo themselves, Michael and Lynne, and which had a raffle that hundreds of people entered but I WON-woot!), there was a steady stream of people eating our food and beer, getting their mixed drinks, and then swinging downstairs for a turn at the GenderFloomp dance party, before cycling the whole thing again.
I got comments on my "The Writer's Dillemma" t-shirt, which was fun, since I'd designed it to wear to cons.
Doug and I finally shut it down between 2:30 and 2:45am, though people were still poking their heads in even as we were closing up the trash bags.
Of course, I ended up staying up later (surprise) talking (surprise), and didn't hit bed until about 3:45. But aren't those conversations what we're all there for? Those connections that keep the sense of a wider writing community alive and flourishing in our minds in the times we spend away from each other?
Five hours of sleep later, I was up and off to Michaelangelo's for more coffee. Doug informed me that there was no way with serious allergies and five hours of sleep that he was going to make his 9:00am panel on "Being a Resilient Writer." Yes, we made the necessary jokes. I went to inform the other Wyrdsmiths on the panel, Eleanor and Kelly, who suggested that I could be a ringer fro the audience. Five minutes later, when I entered the conference room where the panel was being held (and which was hellafulla people, damn!), Kelly pointed to a chair up on the panel. And to Doug's name placard, which now read "NOT/Douglas Hulick/SEAN M. MURPHY".
And thus I was on a second panel for WisCon. With no coffee in me, five hours of sleep, and 35 seconds of foreknowledge.
It was a ridiculously good panel. The audience was great. Eleanor shared a ton from her wealth of experience. The Wyrdsmiths rocked the show, being three fourths of the panel. People asked good questions, and we did our best to respond. It was the kind of panel you look back at and think about the good ole' days.
After tha, I hung with Doug and Kelly at the sign out, then Doug and I cleared the room and packed up the cars. After a round or two of goodbyes in the hallway, I hit the road back to the Twin Cities.
I'm already plotting what food we'll have next year. Gotta top this year, right?
Bits (or Two Bits, At Least)
Also, you don't have time to READ science fiction? How about listening to it? Lightspeed Magazine has a podcast.
To Blog or Not To Blog
I know that if you want to catch up on the latest things that are going on with the majority of the Wyrdsmiths, you'd have a much better time of it following any one of us on Facebook or Twitter than checking here on a regular basis. I'm probably the only notable exception. I actually prefer the long-form, that is to say, the blog, over the sound byte-ness of Twitter, especially. (I actually prefer Facebook to Twitter or foursquare or "whatever the kids are into these days", but that might just be because I'm old.)
I used to look forward to everyone's detailed con report after the weekend, but now I'm expected to catch a play-by-play in 140 characters or less as it happens.
I'm so old school I still work pretty hard to keep up on a nearly-daily basis on my livejournal. I don't know that most of us bother any more. So my question is: do people (besides me) blog any more? Do people still find it useful? Your lack of response will speak volumes, no doubt.






































